Trump Announces Anyone With A Visa Will Be Deported On Suspicion Of Stealing American Jobs

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MAR-A-LAGO — President-elect Trump took a break from celebrating Kwanzaa to address his hardcore MAGA supporters, who were upset about aliens taking American jobs.

“This is a problem. We have to fix it. There is no other way. We have to deport these guys taking American jobs,” said Trump. “We will introduce a new 'genius visa,' which will be awarded to only one person, like Elon Musk, who can then create more American jobs.”

It is widely understood that, just like at the border, many immigrants are abusing available visas to enter the country and then take American jobs. Trump is expected to sign an executive order on his first day in office, January 20, however, he is already urging immigrants to pack up now and hand over their jobs to MAGA Americans only.

“YOU’RE FIRED,” Trump posted on X. Elon Musk has yet to respond, after declaring war on anyone that goes after immigrants. “I guess someone else has bigger rockets than Elon LOL,” said a Elon hater.

"Trump is bringing back American Jobs to American. This is what we voted for,” said Charlie Kirk. But TECHNO MAGA Supporters are not happy about this as it calls for the destruction of Silicon Valley. “I need a break. This is too much for me to handle. I need to caught to my therapist,” said David Sacks.

At publishing time, fears are spreading that India might declare a war after their brightest candidates will be unable to develop their skills to build India’s economy.