Trump Announces $50 Billion Ukraine Aid, Paid In $TRUMP Meme Coin

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump announced a $50 billion aid package for Ukraine. This aid will be paid entirely in the $TRUMP meme coin, a cryptocurrency launched on the Solana blockchain.

The $TRUMP coin, although a meme, will be instrumental for Trump’s second term as President. This will be his choice of currency to make deals outside congress, including purchasing Greenland.

Trump’s Crypto Czar David Sack said this will really transform how a President can utilise technology to get things done with unlimited amount of money with no debt ceiling.

Ukraine is in desperate need to feed its corrupted system to keep fighting Putin, so happily accepted $50 billion in Trump coin. “We have a lot of people mining crypto so this is perfect to accelerate our tech industry and rebuild Ukraine.”

At publishing time, Trump has offered Gaza $100 billion in Trump coin to rebuild Gaza.