GLENDALE, AZ — As the crowd celebrated the life of Charlie Kirk, President Trump and Tesla CEO Elon Musk were caught on the Jumbotron cam.
Based on their reaction after being caught on cam, The Chimp Chronicles can confirm that they are having an affair.
The awkward moment was streamed to the world, with Trump and Elon immediately ducking to take cover and hide, leading to laughter among the attendees.
"I guess we are doing this right?" Trump allegedly said. "For Charlie,” replied Elon.
This shocked the world, as Elon called Trump a pedo, and vowed to go on his own separate way. JD Vance called this affair “wildly inappropriate.”
At publishing time, Elon has officially moved back to sleeping at the White House.