Troubled Women Queue Up To Get Impregnated By Elon Musk So They Can Complain About Him Online For Being A Terrible Father

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A growing line of women has reportedly formed outside CPAC conference, each vying for the chance to bear Elon Musk’s child, so they can publicly call him out if Elon does not reply to their message.

“I can definitely give him a child, but if he doesn’t give me any attention, or reply to my messages, then he is a terrible father and I will be going to New York Post for an exclusive all-tell story,” said a woman as she was being interviewed by Elon’s sperm doctor.