Trans Politician Activists Say Drag In Front Of Kids Isn't Happening And Also The Nation Will Be Destroyed If You Ban It

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NZ — Trans politician activists descended on Auckland’s gay parade, proclaiming that drag shows in front of children isn’t happening in this country, and also that anyone attempts to ban it will destroy New Zealand.

"Be warned, right wingers, our nation will be destroyed if you attempt restricting our right to dance in drag in front of kids,” said National Party Leader Christopher Luxon. “Not that it’s happening or anything.”

Experts have looked at the incident involving Brian Tamaki’s men disrupting a children’s reading at a library prior to the gay parade, confirming that drag in front of kids never happened and agree that Brian Tamaki is simply trying to stir up fear and resentment of trans people.

“This claim is quite bizarre frankly, and I’m not sure where it came from,” claimed politician Shanan Halbert as a child stuffed a $10 note in his g-string.

As of publishing time, the activist politicians have also confirmed that trans surgery on minors, and dishing out puberty blockers to children like lollies, isn’t happening.