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Tranquility In Afterlife Briefly Disrupted With The Arrival Of Ozzy

Jul 22, 2025
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AFTERLIFE — Heaven’s eternal tranquility was briefly disrupted this week when Ozzy Osbourne reportedly stormed through the pearly gates, behaving the usual rockstar gone bat-shit-crazy.

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