U.S. — Kamala Harris’ new memoir, 107 Days, has hit shelves promising a culinary of word salads about her failed 2024 presidential run.
Below, The Chimp Chronicles have distilled the top 9 culinary word salad recipes from her new book.
Bon appétit!
“I didn’t select Pete Buttegig as my VP-nominee because he’s gay,”
“Joe’s daily naps left me to do his job, leaving me with no time to campaign.”
“My coconut tree metaphor was a profound vision of context, but voters missed its unburdened depth.”
Joy was our strategy, but voter enthusiasm dropped at a historically inopportune moment.”
“Billionaires ghosted my Venmo vision, leaving our campaign owing $20 million even after we spent $1 billion. Trump paid my debt.”
“I lost because I was Black and Asian, and I knew Trump would beat me because he was white and orange.”
“I still have nightmares from the campaign, with Trump haunting me in my sleep.”
“My cackles didn’t help.”
“I made the right decision to not go on Joe Rogan, otherwise I wouldn’t even be getting this book deal.”
Enjoy reading the book, and mastering your word salad recipes.