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Top 10 Corporate America CEOs 'The Left' Would Celebrate If Whacked

Dec 13, 2024
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In a move that could only be described as darkly festive, a few on the left have been quietly toasting with “JOY" of the recent murder of CEO Brian Thompson. Now, a mysterious hit list has appeared of top CEOs that the left would love to see assassinated;

  1. Brian Thompson (UnitedHealthcare) - TARGET SECURED

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