UK — Tommy Robinson was arrested and detained by the police under the powers afforded to them under the Terrorism Act 2000. The charge? Unlawful possession of British pride.
Robinson was apprehended after organising a protest against immigration, which gathered an impressive 50,000 participants. The protest, held in London, was deemed a threat to national security due to its excessive display of patriotism and love for being British.
"We cannot tolerate such blatant disregard for the law," said a spokesperson for the Metropolitan Police. "Organising a protest that promotes British values and traditions is a clear violation of the Terrorism Act. We must protect our nation from the dangers of national pride."
The arrest has sparked outrage among Robinson's supporters, who argue that the charges are politically motivated. "This is a clear example of the government silencing dissenting voices," said one supporter. "We need to stand up for our right to be proud of our country, even if it means being labeled as 'terrorists'."
At publishing time, sources close to the matter revealed that Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, was seen high-fiving members of the new Labour government, celebrating the successful crackdown on British patriotism.
