Tim Walz Retires As Governor Of Somalia
MINNEAPOLIS, SOMALIA — After being accused of fraud, Somalia’s Governor Tim Walz has announced his retirement, and will not be seeking reelection as Governor of Somalia.
Somalians took over the state of Minnesota in 2020, formally replacing its name to Somalia.
Sources say the governor will now relocate to his homeland, Somalia in Africa, and pursue a political career in Africa.
"Yes, I have decided to step down as the governor of Somalia," said Walz, a decision mourned by many Somali migrants. "I love being governor of the state of Somalia, but I need to go back to the original land in Africa. Waxaan helay malaayiin lacag ah oo si qarsoodi ah loogu shubay akoonnada bangiyada Soomaaliya, haddana waan tegayaa oo waxaan bilaabayaa xarun cusub oo waxbarasho / tacliin ah.."
At publishing time, Waltz was also seen boarding a Somali pirate boat for a quick mission.