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The Epstein Files Phase 1 Released To Individuals On The Epstein Files

The Epstein Files Phase 1 Released To Individuals On The Epstein Files

Feb 27, 2025
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – The first phase of the long-awaited Jeffrey Epstein Files was released exclusively to the individuals named on the list itself. The partial disclosure, overseen by a select group of government officials, took place at a closed-door White House event, where attendees were photographed clutching the documents and waving them triumphantly at a baffled press corps.

The image of Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Jennifer Aniston, and Hillary Clinton standing shoulder-to-shoulder on the White House lawn, grinning as they brandished the Files, has already sparked a firestorm of reactions online. Sources close to the event say the group was given early access to the documents as part of what officials are calling a “courtesy review” before any wider release is considered.

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