Babylon Bee Reveals Its Real Dirty Hidden Agenda

JUPITER, FL — The Babylon Bee has come clean about its secret agenda. After years of speculation and conspiracy theories, the satirical site has finally admitted to having a hidden agenda.

This revelation comes amidst a public feud with Candace Owens who accused the Bee of having a hidden agenda.

“BUSTED,” declared Kyle Mann, Editor of The Babylon Bee. “We were hoping to go through 2025 without having to reveal our hidden agenda, but here we are. Candace does it again!” This was also confirmed by CEO and co-owner of The Babylon Bee, Seth Dillon. “Yea.. it is true.. we write jokes.”

We reached out to Snopes to fact-check The Babylon Bee. We really wanted to know if they do what they say they do; write jokes. “This is a tough one to answer,” stated Chris Richmond, Snopes CEO. “They say they write jokes, but we have fact-checked them so many times. Most of the time we can’t figure out if they are telling jokes.”

At publishing time, Kyle Mann was seen wearing a yamaka, crafting yet another headline that looks like a joke, but may have a hidden agenda.