The All Blacks Are On Track To Miss The Next World Cup
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NZ — Rugby pundits are sounding the alarm that the All Blacks are headed towards an unprecedented disaster, one that’s even worse than 2007 World Cup.
After a lackluster performance against the French B-Team in Dunedin Saturday, experts are predicting that New Zealand’s national rugby team could face relegation from the 2027 World Cup.
"They might not make it to the World Cup if they keep this up," said Sir Graham Henry, "the unforced errors are driving me mad. They look like toddlers trying to run before learning how to walk. SLOW DOWN."
"Maybe they should play their B-Team,” quipped Steve Hansen. "Or better yet, just replace the whole team with retirees—Richie is keen."
At publishing time, the All Blacks are considering pulling out of the next world cup to save the nation from embarrassment.