Texas Passes New Law Mandating Residents To Carry Firearm At All Times

State of Texas has passed a new law requiring very resident to carry a firearm at all times. The legislation, born from the State Fair of Texas gun ban, has sparked a new protocol for safety whenever you step outside.

Now, Texans must carry at least a pistol, if not a bazooka, whether at the grocery store or church. “I just wanted a coffee,” said Dallas resident Priya Sharma, juggling her new revolver while sipping on a latte.

Kids have also been ordered to carry water guns at all times, to. help prepare them for carrying real guns when they turn 18.

At publishing time, Texas lawmakers have passed another bill making it mandatory to yell “FIRE IN THE HOLE” before firing their weapon.