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AUSTIN, TX — Tesla’s latest Master Plan IV has sparked outrage after wokeness was detected.
The plan swaps electric vehicle innovation for words like “sustainable abundance,” a far cry from Elon Musk expressing his vision for Tesla, in his own words.
“This crime scene has Grok’s fingerprints all over it,” said Sawyer Merritt, a Tesla independent reporter. “AI is getting out of hand.”
Tesla’s stock dropped 23% as fans flooded X with complaints. “My Model Y keeps apologising for existing,” one user posted. “Mine keeps saying sustainable abundance on repeat. WTF does that mean?” said another fan.
At publishing time, Musk has summoned Grok to listen to Joe Rogan’s podcast to un-woke itself.