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Terrorist Peacefully Hands Over Power To Terrorist

Dec 09, 2024
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SYRIA — Bashar Assad, the man who's been terrorizing his own country has decided to pass the torch of terror peacefully. He's handed over the keys to the slaughterhouse to another grade-A terrorist, Abu Mohammed Al Jolani. It's like watching two serial killers in a relay race, but instead of a baton, they're passing a bazooka.

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