Ted Cruz Says All His Haters Are Just As Bad At Math As He Is
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U.S. — In a new interview with Tucker Carlson, Senator Ted Cruz got roasted for not knowing exactly how many people lived in Iran.
The interview focused on Tucker Carlson’s critique of Trump going to war with Iran, but the debate escalated quickly when the Senator simply could not do the math to answer the exact population of Iran.
“What is the population of Iran, by the way,” said Tucker, looking to throw a rhetorical question as bait to trap Ted Cruz into a debate. “I don’t know,” said the senator, falling for the bait in the very first question, leading to hysterical laughs from Tucker Carlson.
Clearly caught off guard, Ted Cruz after the interview said that all his haters are just as bad at math as he is. “Ok, tell me what is the population of Israel without Googling? what is it? how about every single country we are at war with? can you do the math on their population? NO. So time to blck you all losers!”
Tucker Carlson himself struggled with math when he couldn’t work out why Trump had to drop Bunker Buster bombs to stop Iran from building Nuclear weapons. “I have spoken to Tucker. It turns out, he is just as bad at math, as Ted Cruz. He has apologised for his criticism of my position on Iran,” said Trump from the Oval Office during a media scrum.
At publishing time, Senator Ted Cruz has challenged Tucker Carlson for a chess game to decide who is better at math.