AUCKLAND, NZ — Sarah Thomson at Westview Secondary School raised alarm about a disturbing trend among male students wearing toothbrush moustaches.
She spoke with Stuff NZ reporter Ava Whitworth stating, “Far-right extremism inspired by Trump is on the rise. We are also seeing many boys adopting conservative values like traditional gender roles, and masculinity, which is very dangerous for our society.”
Art teacher Paul Stevens claimed he was shocked to see a group of boys walking into his class, all donning Hitler’s toothbrush moustache. “This is it. Prepare for World War 3. The world is about to end,” panicked self-describing feminist male teacher Stevens.
The Chimp Chronicles spoke to students to hear their side of the story, “I think the teachers are delusional, and are simply seeing things. We simply love Charlie Kirk and belief in our god-given nature of masculinity, which is not toxic at all,” said Stephen Matthews, Turning Point New Zealand chapter lead at King’s College.
At publishing time, schools have suspended all students with conservative beliefs.