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Survey: Nation Says McDonald's In Wanaka Is Fine

Survey: Nation Says McDonald's In Wanaka Is Fine

Mar 25, 2025
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NZ — After Queenstown Lakes District Council declined the application, a new survey revealed that New Zealand citizens overwhelmingly agree that McDonald’s in Wanaka is fine.

“McDonald’s in New Zealand serves grass-fed beef. That’s more healthier than your woke green salad and veggies. Perhaps the elites need to do some research about that grass-fed carnivore diet,” said Minister of Health Simeon Brown.

From thousands of New Zealanders who took the survey, most agreed that McDonald’s will not ruin the prestigious town, but add to it. “If it is fine for the President of the free world (Trump), then you can eat it too. Stop being a snob,” said Wendy from Dunedin.

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