Superman Detained By ICE After Entering Country Illegally
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Superman was detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for entering America illegally. Authorities apprehended the Kryptonian hero following his admission that he crash-landed in Kansas decades ago without a visa.
“He’s an alien, plain and simple,” said Tom Homan. “Superpowers don’t grant you a free pass at the border.”
Superman, out to promote his latest movies, reportedly offered no resistance as agents cuffed him. Sources say he claimed refugee status, citing Krypton’s destruction, but ICE dismissed the argument, noting he failed to file Form I-589 within the one-year deadline.
Outraged fans gathered outside the detention facility, chanting “Free Superman!” while counter-protesters waved signs reading “Deport the Alien!”
At publishing time, Superman has escaped the ICE detention facility.
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