Super Bowl Flyover Featuring Male Pilots Ready To Fight Real Wars

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NEW ORLEANS, LA — This year's Super Bowl was graced with an aerial flyover by a squadron of male fighter pilots, who were not only on time but also fully prepared to engage in actual combat.

The flyover was perfectly synchronized with the national anthem and showcased the pilots' precision and professionalism, leaving no doubt about their capability to undertake missions far beyond ceremonial duties.

"We're here to show the world that we're ready for the real deal," said Captain Jack Thompson. “If Trump wants Gaza, we will get it for him.”

Spectators were in awe as the jets thundered overhead, their engines roaring with a power that seemed to say, "US Military is back business. No DEI BS!" Unlike last year’s flyover that featured female pilots who were 20 minutes late, and almost crashed into each other.

The flyover was not without its critics. Democrat attendees expressed disappointment, stating featuring only male pilots was misogynistic.

At publishing time, the bomber pilots were headed towards the direction of Gaza.