STUDY: Defunding The Police Often Leads To More Funding For Police

NZ — A new study has concluded that defunding the police often always leads to more funding for police.

“Not surprising really,” said social expert Jackie Pinkett, “last time Labour defunded the police by focusing on community services instead, crime increased, and that led to more funding for police when the new government was elected.”

Defund the Police movement was popular among the far-left especially amongst green party members who enjoy walking to their favourite cafe on Great North Road to enjoy a $7 Oat Milk Latte, without fearing for their safety. Poor communities who suffer the most from defunding the police said they want more police.

The study also showed that something major happens soon after cities defund police, such as ram raids and shoplifting in Auckland CBD. “There seems to be a correlation between an increase in crime and defunding the police, and then, we see more police.”

At publishing time, NZ government just invested many more millions into increased police activity.