NEW YORK, NY — Denethor II, son of Ecthelion II, the Steward of Gondor, took the stage at UN Assembly in its 80th session, officially recognising Mordor as a sovereign state.
Gondor said it all the wars and battles with Mordor, over many years, was enough, and it was time to fulfill the wishes of a visiting White Wizard. “There is no victory on sight on the battlefield. There is a new power in the East. They must now be recognised.”
According to his speech, Denethor said he had recently wanted a two-state solution but wanted to keep fighting on for a few more years. But now, that everyone is suggesting to stop fighting, including the terrorists in the Middle East, and honour the terrorists as freedom fighters for peace, Denethor saw a new peaceful leader in Dark Lord Sauron.
“Who are we to judge them as evil, and for what, for invading Rohan?” Denethor said. “We were once terrorists and evil too, like the IDF. Therefore, I shall recognize them as a state and invite them to join the united nations.”
At publishing time, the Dark Lord Sauron has boarded a plane for New York to accept the sovereignty and give his maiden speech.