State-Funded Comedian Wondering Why His Show Got Cancelled
NEW YORK, NY — Stephen Colbert announced to a paid audience that The Late Show has been cancelled and he’s not really sure why.
“Was it that silly dance I did to promote the COVID vaccine, or was it because I helped Jacinda spread state-run propaganda?”
The Late Show began in 2015 as part of a deep-state programme to spread propaganda for liberal governments around the world, which saw Colbert cozy up with tyrant leaders such as Jacinda (that retarded girl from New Zealand with the teeth) and Kamala (the master of accents and word salads).
“I’m starting to realise, why my show got cancelled,” said Stephen Colbert to his audience, “I have a feeling that I was promoting propaganda than actually doing jokes, but I honestly didn’t know—I just told jokes that were written for me.”
At publishing time, Stephen Colbert has announced a new show on YouTube which will be free of propaganda, but still feature terrible jokes.