South African President Insists Thousands Of White Crosses Are Not Graves, They Represent "Farmer Killing Day"

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump caught South African President Cyril Ramaphosa off guard as he signaled his aides to roll in a large television screen into the Oval Office.

Without warning, he played a video showing thousands of white crosses marking graves, which represent white farmers killed by violent black South Africans.

“These are not graves,” South African President declared. “This is a misunderstanding. Those crosses are part of our Farmer Killing Day celebrations, a national initiative to celebrate the killings. You Know, for taking land from white farmers.”