Soft Man Hires Tough Man To Fight Against Government Censorship At Facebook

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MENLO PARK, CA — Social media users are celebrating after news that Facebook has hired Dana White to stop government from pressuring them to censor users, doctors, scientists.

“We never wanted to censor anybody,” said Mark Zuckerberg, founder/CEO of Facebook. “Over the years, the truth is, that I have emasculated myself from being a man, and I just couldn’t handle the pressure. So I asked my friend, the toughest man I have ever known, Dana White, to step in, take a role at Facebook so we can fight back the government. I love free speech, and I never wanted to censor nobody.”

Since Mark realised that Trump was going to win after being shot in Butler, he has been making swift changes to Facebook’s censorship policy or else, face prison time under Trump’s administration.

“I met with Trump at his residence for dinner, and he suggested that I need to surround myself with tough men,” said Mark in a video statement. “So I asked Elon if I can borrow his ‘community notes’ feature and use that instead of Snopes fact-checking news. And I asked Dana White if he can be the tough man in my boardroom incase governments show up and want to shut us down.”

At publishing time, Joe Rogan has got Mark on a Testosterone Therapy Programme so he can toughen up.