Simplicity Assures Nation That Sam Stubbs Is Mentally Well And Unlikely To Murder Racists, Sexists, Or Bigots

AUCKLAND, NZ — Simplicity NZ has assured the nation that co-founder Sam Stubbs is mentally stable and has no intention of murdering individuals who he believes are racist, sexist, or bigot.

The statement comes in the wake of a LinkedIn post where Stubbs celebrated the death of Charlie Kirk, claiming that he was a racist, sexist, and bigot, and his ideas should die with him.

“We are aware that leftists are more likely to commit violence against people they hate,” said Board Chair Rob Everett. “But I can assure you that Sam Stubbs is mentally well, and is not a threat to people with differing views.”

Psychologist Nigel Latta expressed his concern, “there is a clear trend of people holding such hate for others, especially people in the left spectrum of politics, who eventually end up choosing violence. We know that Charlie Kirk’s ideas are not going to die, and in fact, they have multiplied. So what will Sam do next? Start murdering podcasters because they are spreading Charlie’s ideas?”

At publishing time, Sam Stubbs was seen in a gun shop buying a high-powered, bolt-action rifle.