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Sick People: After Trump Made 13-Year Old Cancer Survivor DJ A Secret Service Agent, MSNBC Called On DJ To Arrest Trump
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Sick People: After Trump Made 13-Year Old Cancer Survivor DJ A Secret Service Agent, MSNBC Called On DJ To Arrest Trump

Mar 05, 2025
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Sick People: After Trump Made 13-Year Old Cancer Survivor DJ A Secret Service Agent, MSNBC Called On DJ To Arrest Trump
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — During his first address to Congress, 100 days into his presidency, Donald Trump made 13-year-old DJ, a brain cancer patient, an honorary Secret Service agent. The gesture, meant to honor the teen’s dream, took a bizarre turn when MSNBC suggested he arrest Trump instead.

Meanwhile, democratic members of the congress refused to stand up, and clap, for DJ, as a simple gesture of kindness that should be bipartisan.

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