Schwab Declares Space War On Musk, Calling On His Lizard People On Jupiter's Moon To Invade Mars!

GENEVA, CH – World Economic Forum overlord Klaus Schwab has officially declared an interplanetary war on Elon Musk, after a avage funding cut from DOGE.

“We vill not stand for zis insolence,” Schwab declared from his Davos throne, stroking a hairless cat that may or may not be a cyborg. “Elon thinks he can defund our glorious Earth empire and colonize Mars vith his little rocket toys? Nein! I am calling on my loyal lizard people on Jupiter’s moon to invade zat red dustball and teach him a lesson in globalist supremacy!”