Safe Space Alliance Hands Out 'Safe Space' Stickers To Liberal Tesla Owners To Avoid Violent Mobs

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U.S. — To help liberals from being attacked by liberals, Safe Space Alliance has handed out thousands of their popular “Safe Space” sticker to all liberal Tesla owners.

“Please stick this on your Tesla, to avoid our fellow violent liberals from destroying your property,” said Shannon Novak from Safe Space Alliance. “Your Tesla will be a safe space, once this sticker goes on.”

Liberals who bought Tesla to support liberal causes such as climate change, have suddenly found themselves driving in a car that is no longer safe. “I love the liberals and the gays, but man, I don’t feel safe in my Tesla right now,” said a nervous liberal sticking the ‘Safe Space’ sticker on his Cybertruck. “May be this will help!”

Jermaine Black, an organiser of Destroy Tesla, issued instructions to not destroy any Tesla car with the ‘Safe Space’ sticker. “Please don’t destroy the property of our fellow liberals.”

At publishing time, violent liberal mobs were seen burning Teslas with the ‘Safe Space Alliance’ stickers.