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Russia Invents Cancer Vaccine That's As Effective As That Covid Jab

Russia Invents Cancer Vaccine That's As Effective As That Covid Jab

Dec 18, 2024
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MOSCOW, RU — Russia has introduced a new cancer vaccine that promises to be just as effective as Covid-19 vaccine. Scientists in Moscow have developed this miracle jab, which, according to preliminary studies, does absolutely nothing to cure or even prevent cancer but has the remarkable ability to make you feel like you're doing something about it. Plus, it comes with weekly booster shots.

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