RFK Jr. Sworn In With A Vaccine Jab

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a historic moment, RFK Jr was sworn in as the next Secretary of Health and Human Services Thursday using a big fat vaccine jab.

Instead of using a bible, the HHS Secretary was given a high dose of COVID-19 jab that is reserved for presidents, and it does not transmit any virus that you carry.

“I want to showcase to the American people that I’m not against the vaccine. I. love conspiracy theories and I’m anti-vaccine, but I’m happy to take the shot as well,” Kennedy said during the solemn ceremony. “Why use a Bible for HHS when you can get a vaccine shot?”

Pfizer sad that this was the first time a government official took a vaccine shot for the swearing ceremony, “we will now not release another virus from a lab, thank you Kennedy for complying,” said a spokesperson from Pfizer.

"Let's make America healthy again, and it starts now, vaccine or not" Kennedy said.

At publishing time, Trump was reported to have taken the same shot during his first term as President when he got COVID.