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RFK JR. Sends Email To Entire Nation: "List 5 Things You Ate This Week"
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RFK JR. Sends Email To Entire Nation: "List 5 Things You Ate This Week"

Feb 25, 2025
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly sent an email to every American citizen this morning demanding a list of “five things you ate this week.”

The new secretary of Health said the initiative was inspired by Elon Musk’s email asking employees to list 5 things they worked on this week. This is part of his crusade to Make America Healthy Again.

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