RFK Jr. Issues Times Square’s Bronze Statue A Gym Membership

NEW YORK, NY — Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has issued a directive requiring Times Square’s recently unveiled bronze statue to obtain a gym membership.

The 12-foot sculpture, portraying a woman of substantial build, has been deemed by Kennedy to undermine efforts to promote health. The artwork is now at the center of a controversial mandate that seeks to ensure public monuments reflect optimal health standards in an era of rising obesity rates.