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RFK Jr. Asks Americans To Avoid Giving Cookies And Milk To Santa, So He Can Be Healthy Again!

NORTH POLE — The incoming Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has issued a public service announcement urging Americans to stop the long-held tradition of leaving cookies and milk out for Santa.

Dec 07, 2024
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NORTH POLE — The incoming Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has issued a public service announcement urging Americans to stop the long-held tradition of leaving cookies and milk out for Santa Claus.

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