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RFK Jr. Advises Fathers To Consume Extra Strips of Bacon And Drink A Keg of Beer This Christmas

Dec 18, 2024
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. continued his campaign to make America healthy again by advising fathers to continue plenty of bacon and beer this Christmas.

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