Revealed: 10 Reasons FBI Director Kash Patel Was In New Zealand
Kash Patel’s secret visit to New Zealand was exposed after Finance Minister Nicola Willis spotted a few very handsome men on the 7th floor of the Beehive.
The Chimp Chronicles can now disclose 10 reasons Trump’s FBI Director was in New Zealand:
To discuss arresting Jacinda Ardern in the U.S., and extraditing her to New Zealand, to face trial
To investigate Middle Earth as a deep state
To drop charges against Kim Dotcom
Helen Clark’s husband is on the Epstein Client List
To test new surveillance methods on New Zealand citizens
To broker a deal for conspiracy theories about China
To study Winston Peters’ political immortality
To probe New Zealand’s gun buyback scheme
To help with arresting Brian Tamaki
He simply visited because there aren’t enough Indians in New Zealand
If you have heard any other reasons relating to his visit, please drop it in the comments below.