Retarded Woman Receives Damehood For Masterfully Bamboozling Nation With Kindness
LONDON — Former New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, fondly known as "that retarded girl with the teeth" has been awarded the damehood for her unprecedented success in fooling 5 million people with the power of kindness.
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