Republicans Say AOC Is The Reason Why Shampoo Bottles Have Directions

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has once again reminded the nation why shampoo bottles come with detailed instructions.

Republican Sen. Kennedy, after hearing about intentions to run for leadership of the democratic party, was asked what he thought of her bid, “oh boy, what can I say… she is the reason shampoo bottles have directions.”

AOC has been on an anti-Trump speaking tour with Bernie Sanders this weekend, with many predicting both to be the democratic ticket for 2028 presidential elections. “This is 2024 all over again, we have a women who needs directions on a shampoo bottle to survive, and a old man who should be in a rest home” said Ted Cruz.

At publishing time, AOC promised to sign an executive order on day 1 of her Presidency, if elected, to make directions on shampoo bottles in bigger font.