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Red Bull Retires Second Car, Replaces It With Governor Hot Wheels

Red Bull Retires Second Car, Replaces It With Governor Hot Wheels

Mar 26, 2025
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MILTON KEYNES, UK – Red Bull Racing has announced the immediate retirement of their notoriously cursed second car. Team principal Christian Horner revealed that the RB21’s second seat will now be occupied by none other than Texas Governor Greg Abbott, affectionately dubbed “Governor Hot Wheels” by U.S. Representative Jasmine Crockett.

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