Printing Less Paper Among Spending Axed From The Spending Bill

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congress has now put forward a new Spendings Bill which is much smaller than the original Bill. This was achieved after cutting many expenditure items including printing an unlimited amount of paper.

Here are 9 other things that were cut from the bill, leaving us shocked in realising they thought they can get away with hiding all of this inside a 1500-page document.

1. 10 Billion to Ukraine: Sent to an account held by Hunter Biden