Prince Andrew: Virginia's Cause Of Death Depends On How You Define 'Suicide'

LONDON — Speaking to a private dinner audience at Buckingham Palace, Prince Andrew remarked on Virginia Giuffre’s recent passing, saying that Giuffre’s cause of death “really depends on how you define suicide.”

“Did Giuffre commit suicide?” asked Prince Charles at the dinner event..

Andrew Shrugged his shoulders saying, “It really depends on what your definition of suicide is, your Majesty.”

A few in attendance from the Epstein Client List sat awkwardly as King Charles looked around the table for an answer.

Prince Andrew Quickly interjected, “Your Majesty, I mean, well, we must define the term here first, did anyone help her, or was it staged, then I'd say that does not fall under the definition of suicide."

King Charles shot back: “Did you have anything to do with this?” To which Prince Andrew replied, “Oh, god no! I’m glad its over but no, I was away the last two weeks, duck hunting.”

At publishing time, Prince Andrew was seen toasting a glass of champagne at the dinner party.