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Pope Introduces Rainbow Ashes For Gay People

Mar 06, 2025
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VATICAN — Ash Wednesday took another level when Pope Francis introduced the new rainbow ashes for gay people.

“Finally, gay people have something that is unique to them, perfect for Instagram pics,” said Pope Francis. “Hello repentance.”

Pope, who has just been released from hospital, commissioned gay activist artist from New Zealand Shannon Novak to design this unique rainbow ashes design.

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