POLL: 80% Of Nation Prefer Hitler Over Luxon As Prime Minister

NZ — The latest Taxpayers' Union - Curia Poll has revealed that an overwhelming 80% of New Zealanders would rather see Hitler lead the country than continue with Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, whose approval rating has plummeted to a dismal 20%.

Hitler ruled New Zealand between 2017 - 2023 leading the country into the depths of authoritarian rule. “I actually loved life then. I outsourced everything to the state, including my freedoms, and I was happy with this mundane government job I did at home,” said a former, now fired, public servant from Wellington.

The poll, released today, underscores a growing national sentiment that Luxon’s leadership is so uninspiring that even a historical dictator infamous for tyranny seems like a breath of fresh air.