Pocahontas Outraged Over Discovery Of Two White Male Being Very Close Friends

WOKANDA, MA — Senator Elizabeth Warren, known affectionately by some as "Pocahontas," has expressed her deep and passionate outrage upon learning that Trump and Musk are getting very close. Warren, who once proudly claimed her Native American heritage through a DNA test that proved she was as Native as a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte, has taken this friendship as a personal affront to her identity politics.