Pfizer Announces Revolutionary New Vaccine To Censor The Vaccine-Injured
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NZ — Thanks to generous funding from the newly appointed Health Minister, Pfizer Research & Development has announced a vaccine with 98% efficacy against people who expose vaccine injuries.
"Thanks to a $1 billion taxpayer-funded grant from New Zealand, our honest scientists have successfully created a vaccine to eradicate those claiming to be vaccine-injured," said Pfizer's head of research and development, Bob Petri. "This solves a serious problem that is clogging the New Zealand health system, with people coming forward about vaccine injuries they've experienced. This new revolution will help alleviate the stress on the health system."
Pfizer also reminded journalists that the mind virus which makes people believe they have a vaccine injury has been spreading through New Zealand, thanks to Aly Cook appearing on the Adnan Belushi podcast to spread misinformation.
"This Adnan Belushi Podcast is quite dangerous, and this vaccine will ensure guests do not reveal any secrets about our vaccine injuries."
At publishing time, according to Health Forum NZ, 60,000 Kiwis are reportedly carrying this dangerous mind virus that leads them to claim they are vaccine-injured.