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Pete Hegseth's Mom Grounded From Writing Emails Until Pete Is Confirmed As Secretary Of Defense

Pete Hegseth's Mom Grounded From Writing Emails Until Pete Is Confirmed As Secretary Of Defense

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Pete Hegseth's mother has been banned from sending emails until her son is confirmed as Secretary of Defense.

Dec 09, 2024
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Pete Hegseth's mother has been banned from sending emails until her son is confirmed as Secretary of Defense. Sources close to the Trump transition team reveal that this decision was made after Mama Hegseth accidentally forwarded a fiery, unhinged email to the entire GOP mailing list, accusing her son of everything from being a secret liberal to hoarding all the Thanksgiving leftovers.

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