Outraged MAGA Chimps Discover Egyptians Invented Arabic Numerals While Building Pyramids With Alien Tech And Slave Labour
Panic ripped through MAGA chimps across America today after a leaked papyrus scroll revealed that the ancient Egyptians—the desert bros who built the pyramids with alien laser technology and unlimited slave labor—invented the exact “Arabic numerals” Zohran Mamdani now wants forced into public schools.
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