Only Real Alien Escapes New York City After Zohran Mamdani Elected As Mayor
NEW YORK, NY—The city’s sole extraterrestrial resident has packed up his glow-in-the-dark suitcase and fled to the Moon, citing an overwhelming the likely influx of undocumented aliens under the new socialist regime of Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
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