One Particular Democrat Was Absent At This Weekend's "Hands Off!" Protests
Leftovers are satire that didn’t make the cut this week but decent enough for a weekend laugh
Washington D.C. was buzzing this past weekend as activists gathered for the "Hands Off!" protest, a rally protesting President Trump.
The event drew a predictable crowd of politicians eager to signal their virtue, with Democrats like Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi waving signs and chanting slogans.
But one familiar face was conspicuously missing from the lineup: former President Bill Clinton. Whispers quickly turned into snickers as the real reason dawned on the crowd.
Clinton, known for his love for women, might have found the "Hands Off!" message a bit too challenging without risking a headline that would make Monica Lewinsky roll her eyes.
At publishing time, Clinton was seen jetting off to Epstein Island.